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You're not just buying clothes. You're joining a group of pandas.

A group of pandas is called an embarrassment. We didn't make that up, its true - google it if you don't believe us. And why would we want to be known as that? Because we love it. 

At simple we wear our label with pride - literally. Our garments say exactly what they say are; the t-shirt, the hoodie, the sweatshirt. No loud in your face branding, no huge logos fighting for your attention, just a clear, minimalist design with a side of panda-powered personality. 

We're building a community that's like our clothes. Honest, proud to be different and most of all - fun. 

Why Join?
  • Be first to know when the new labels drop
  • Access limited runs and exclusive merch
  • Get early-bird discounts and behind the scenes updates
  • Help shape the embarrassment - you're one of us now
How to join?

Pop in your email below and step boldly into the embarrassment. No spam, no clutter, just simple stuff.

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Not ready to commit? That's okay, lurk from the shadows. Pandas are good at that too. 🐼